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When Your Code Review Is Actually A Career Opportunity

linkedin Code optimization Code review Naming conventions Overengineering Modulo Camelcase If statements

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When Your Code Review Is Actually A Career Opportunity

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Someone's complaining about camelCase while writing a function that could be replaced with return number % 2 == 0. The irony is thicker than the stack of unnecessary if statements. This is what happens when you optimize for LinkedIn engagement instead of code efficiency. Must be nice having that much time between standup meetings.

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