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The Problem Of The Moderb Programers
Debugging Programming Testing
1 day ago 87.1K views 0 shares
The Problem Of The Moderb Programers
Ah, the classic "if it ain't broke, break it" syndrome. Every developer knows that magical moment when your code actually works, and instead of celebrating, your brain whispers: "Let's make it better ." Next thing you know, you've unleashed 258 bugs and your face has morphed into that primal rage comic expression we all know too well. After 20 years in this industry, I've learned the hard way: working code is sacred. But do we listen to our own advice? Nope. We just have to refactor it into oblivion because apparently we hate happiness.

Lets Make It Better
Programming Agile Debugging Testing
7 days ago 76.5K views 3 shares
Lets Make It Better
Ah, the classic "if it ain't broke, break it" approach to software development! Guy's peacefully riding along with working code, then thinks "let's refactor this perfectly functional code to make it better " and BAM—face-plants spectacularly into dependency hell. This is basically every developer who's ever said "I'll just make a small improvement" at 4:55 PM on a Friday. The bike was fine until you decided to "optimize" it, genius. Next time maybe just commit the working version before you decide to "improve" it?

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Python Security Programming Backend
9 days ago 67.6K views 0 shares
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The eternal evolution of every programmer's calculator journey! The "noob" writes an entire Python program with separate functions for addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division, complete with a menu system and user input handling. Meanwhile, the "pro" just drops a single line of pure evil: print(eval(input("Enter Expression: "))) . Why write 25 lines when you can write 1 and let users execute arbitrary code on your machine? Nothing says "I trust my users" like giving them a direct pipeline to your system's interpreter. Security? Never heard of her! This is the programming equivalent of building an entire house vs. just leaving your front door wide open with a sign that says "come on in and do whatever!"

The Perfect Sorting Algorithm
Algorithms Math Programming
10 days ago 55.7K views 0 shares
The Perfect Sorting Algorithm
Hahaha, this is peak programmer laziness at its finest! 😂 Instead of actually writing a sorting algorithm, they've just redefined what "sorted" means ! It's like saying "this room is clean" by changing your definition of "clean" to include pizza boxes on the floor. The O(0) time complexity joke is brilliant because it takes literally ZERO operations - you just accept whatever mess you already have! It's the coding equivalent of saying "it's not a bug, it's a feature!" Absolute galaxy brain move at 2:25 AM when all good coding decisions happen!

No I Dont Want To Use Rust
Rust Golang Csharp Programming Python
13 days ago 83.4K views 0 shares
No I Dont Want To Use Rust
The perfect illustration of every Rust evangelist's nightmare - someone who's perfectly content with their "inferior" programming language. The gray NPC face getting increasingly angry at someone who dares to be satisfied with their current performance is peak programming tribalism. It's like telling a CrossFit enthusiast you're happy with your occasional jog around the block. The audacity! How DARE you be content when there's memory safety and blazing speed to be had?! Next thing you'll tell me is that you don't even care about zero-cost abstractions!

This Actually Works
Programming Debugging Testing Frontend Backend
14 days ago 55.7K views 0 shares
This Actually Works
Ah, the classic programmer's paradox! 😂 When your boss is congratulating you for making the code 26% faster, but you're internally screaming because YOU were the one who made it a hot mess in the first place! It's like being praised for cleaning up your own disaster. "Thanks for putting out the fire, champ!" ...that I literally started myself. The awkward handshake just seals the deal - accepting praise while knowing you're basically just undoing your own crimes against code. LMAO! The real optimization was the technical debt we created along the way! 🤦‍♂️