The Worst Of Both Worlds

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Ah, the Egyptian bracket style. The sacred hieroglyphics of coding that make senior developers contemplate career changes. The tweet starts reasonably: "Use whatever brace style you prefer." Sure, K&R, Allman, whatever floats your boat. But then it shows that monstrosity - opening braces on the same line as code but closing braces aligned with the opening statement. Whoever created this abomination clearly enjoys watching the world burn. It's like they're actively trying to get banned from code reviews. The recursive permutation function is just the cherry on top of this crime against humanity. Ten years of maintaining this code and you'd be googling "how to change careers to goat farming."

While everyone was busy arguing about JavaScript vs Java, Microsoft quietly slipped away to create TypeScript and C#. Classic corporate move - let the peasants fight over scraps while you build an empire in the shadows. That smug look says it all: "We've got our own sandbox now, and we're not sharing the good toys."

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