The Worst Of Both Worlds

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Ah, Jython – where Java's verbosity meets Python's dynamic typing in an unholy matrimony. It's like getting the worst Christmas presents from both sides of the family. You want Python's elegance? Sorry, here's some Java boilerplate. Craving Java's strong typing? Nope, enjoy those runtime errors instead! It's the programming equivalent of putting ketchup on your ice cream because someone convinced you it combines the best of both worlds. Spoiler alert: it doesn't.

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