Imagine your build suddenly costing 35% more because someone doesn't like the word "POJO" 😂
This satirical post brilliantly mocks both politics and enterprise Java development in one shot. For the uninitiated, POJO (Plain Old Java Object) is a fundamental concept in Java programming—basically a simple class without any framework-specific dependencies.
The joke about "technical debt" is particularly savage—as if America's legacy Java 8 applications are somehow contributing to national debt. Meanwhile, every Java developer is quietly calculating how many thousands of Maven dependencies their project has and what the new "tariff" would cost.
The real nightmare scenario: "Sorry boss, we can't deploy to production because our Spring Boot app now requires congressional approval."