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Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?

Debugging Programming

13 days ago 55.1K views 0 shares

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?

Classic IT support meets politics. The top shows someone complaining "My tariffs aren't working" while the bottom panel delivers the universal tech support mantra: "Have you tried turning them on and off again?" wearing an RTFM shirt no less. It's that perfect blend of economic policy and the first rule of troubleshooting that every developer knows by heart. Just like how restarting fixes 90% of computer problems but 0% of economic ones. Some bugs require more than a reboot – they need a complete system redesign.

Taxing Your Imports

Python Math Programming

18 days ago 85.4K views 0 shares

Taxing Your Imports

GASP! The trade war has reached our sacred code repositories! 😱 Imagine waking up and finding out your import numpy as np now costs 35% more processing power! The horror! Data scientists everywhere clutching their Jupyter notebooks in absolute despair while frantically hoarding pre-tariff versions of scikit-learn. Next thing you know, we'll need a black market for TensorFlow and a smuggling operation for pandas dataframes. The economy of Stack Overflow answers is about to COLLAPSE!

Tariffs On Imports In Java

Java Programming Backend

1 month ago 86.3K views 0 shares

Tariffs On Imports In Java

So the President is putting tariffs on Java imports now. Guess we're back to writing everything from scratch instead of using libraries. Time to dust off those data structure textbooks and implement your own ArrayList. Next week: executive order banning dependency injection. The npm registry is reportedly seeking asylum in Canada.

Tariffs On JavaScript Imports

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend

1 month ago 87.8K views 0 shares

Tariffs On JavaScript Imports

Imagine a world where JavaScript developers have to pay a 20% tax every time they write import ! The economy would collapse faster than a poorly structured promise chain. The fake news chyron brilliantly mocks our dependency-addicted ecosystem where importing half the npm registry for a simple "Hello World" app is standard practice. Meanwhile, that chaos() function perfectly represents what would happen to the dev community if we actually had to pay for our import habits. I'm just waiting for the black market npm packages and the underground import smuggling rings to form. "Psst, kid... want some lodash functions? First one's free."

Presidential Debate Bug Fix

Python Programming

1 month ago 90.3K views 0 shares

Presidential Debate Bug Fix

OH. MY. GOD. This developer just single-handedly solved the entire presidential debate format with like 10 lines of Python! 🙄 The code basically ensures only ONE microphone works at a time - a technological MIRACLE that apparently escaped the minds of debate organizers for DECADES! Because obviously, turning off someone's mic requires a sophisticated if-elif-else statement and not, you know, a BUTTON. The comment "This will prevent old people from talking over each other" is just *chef's kiss* the perfect blend of shade and technical documentation. Submitting this as a resume? GENIUS! Nothing says "hire me immediately" like solving national political discourse with conditional statements! 💅

When Politics Tries To Git Involved

Git Webdev Devops Programming

1 month ago 105.0K views 1 shares

When Politics Tries To Git Involved

When politics meets version control and developers collectively facepalm! The fake news headline about an executive order forcing Git to revert from 'main' back to 'master' branches is peak tech-politics satire. For context: many Git repositories changed default branch names from 'master' to 'main' around 2020 to use more inclusive terminology. The joke imagines a world where government mandates coding conventions—like forcing everyone to use tabs instead of spaces or declaring semicolons mandatory. Next up: executive order making all boolean variables named 'isTrump' default to TRUE.

Trump Java Tariffs

Java Programming Backend

2 months ago 113.4K views 0 shares

Trump Java Tariffs

Imagine your build suddenly costing 35% more because someone doesn't like the word "POJO" 😂 This satirical post brilliantly mocks both politics and enterprise Java development in one shot. For the uninitiated, POJO (Plain Old Java Object) is a fundamental concept in Java programming—basically a simple class without any framework-specific dependencies. The joke about "technical debt" is particularly savage—as if America's legacy Java 8 applications are somehow contributing to national debt. Meanwhile, every Java developer is quietly calculating how many thousands of Maven dependencies their project has and what the new "tariff" would cost. The real nightmare scenario: "Sorry boss, we can't deploy to production because our Spring Boot app now requires congressional approval."