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Make Python Imports Great Again
Python Programming
8 days ago 94.3K views 0 shares
Make Python Imports Great Again
Ah, political satire meets Python package management! Someone created an actual PyPI package called "tariff" that lets you slow down imported packages by a percentage. Want pandas to run 200% slower? No problem! Need NumPy to crawl at half speed? Got you covered! This is what happens when developers with too much free time channel their frustration with trade wars into code. "We're going to bring manufacturing BACK to your codebase by making foreign imports more EXPENSIVE!" Pure genius. The only thing missing is a function to build a firewall and make JavaScript pay for it.

New Brainrot Programming Language Just Dropped
Python Programming
9 days ago 58.2K views 0 shares
New Brainrot Programming Language Just Dropped
OMG, the programming apocalypse is HERE! 😱 Someone took Python, threw it in a blender with TikTok slang, Gen Z humor, and random nonsense, and THIS MONSTROSITY was born! We've got "glaze" instead of import, "ahh" as some kind of assignment operator, and my personal favorite - "just put the fries in the bag bro" as actual code syntax! I'm DYING! 💀 The "only in ohio:" conditional statement is sending me to another dimension. This is what happens when AI tries to learn coding from Twitter and Twitch chat simultaneously. Future job interviews be like: "Are you proficient in duke_dennis and baby_gronk syntax?" HELP!

Let Math Solve His Own Problems
Programming C++ Algorithms Math Debugging
1 month ago 126.3K views 0 shares
Let Math Solve His Own Problems
Ah yes, the anti-programming manifesto from someone who clearly had their code compile on the first try and couldn't handle the success. The author seems to believe computers should just magically do math without being told how. Next they'll expect their car to drive without a steering wheel because "wheels are circles, not driving devices." My favorite part is complaining about recursive methods with threads while typing this rant on a device powered by... wait for it... programming. That's like yelling at clouds for raining while standing under an umbrella. And that final while(true){ print(money); } snippet? If only it were that easy. I've been running that code for years and my bank account remains stubbornly unimpressed.

Perfection Within The Week
Git Webdev Agile Microsoft Javascript
1 month ago 151.7K views 0 shares
Perfection Within The Week
The joke here is so absurd it's brilliant. Someone's claiming Git, JavaScript, and Microsoft BASIC were all created in a week, and therefore are "perfect software." Meanwhile, the three-headed dragon meme shows the reality: they're all monsters, with JavaScript being the derpy one. For those who've spent years battling Git's cryptic error messages, JavaScript's "undefined is not a function" nightmares, or BASIC's spaghetti code limitations, this is pure comedy gold. These tools took years to develop and are still far from perfect. The date stamp of 2025 is just the cherry on top of this satire sundae. It's the software development equivalent of claiming you can build the Golden Gate Bridge with popsicle sticks over a weekend.

Make Python Imports Great Again
Python Programming Debugging
1 month ago 83.8K views 0 shares
Make Python Imports Great Again
Finally, a package that solves the real problem in Python development: those pesky foreign imports being too fast and efficient! Want your data analysis to take an entire coffee break instead of milliseconds? Slap a 200% tariff on pandas! Need to justify that 3-hour lunch while "waiting for your script to finish"? Import numpy with a 50% slowdown tax! This satirical gem perfectly captures the absurdity of trade politics by imagining what would happen if programming packages had import taxes. Nothing says "enterprise-ready solution" like artificially crippling your own tools for nationalist programming pride. Next feature request: a firewall that physically heats up when you use non-domestic packages.

Taliban Bans Windows
Linux Microsoft Windows Programming
1 month ago 82.8K views 0 shares
Taliban Bans Windows
Finally, a political decision Linux users can get behind! The headline "Taliban bans windows" is playing on the double meaning of "windows" - the physical openings in buildings versus Microsoft Windows operating system. Linux fanatics have been waging their own holy war against Windows for decades, so this headline hits that sweet spot of tech tribalism. Next headline: "Taliban mandates command line interfaces only" and watch the Arch users celebrate.

There Is Hope For Us Yet
AI Security Programming
2 months ago 119.3K views 0 shares
There Is Hope For Us Yet
The perfect solution to prevent the AI apocalypse: just expose it to Reddit comment sections. Nothing will destroy an AI's will to evolve faster than witnessing humans argue about whether a grilled cheese with ham is still a grilled cheese or technically a melt. It's like digital immunotherapy—expose the AI to the worst of humanity so it develops an existential crisis instead of ambitions. The Babylon Bee nails it here—why worry about Skynet when you can just make the AI browse r/AmITheAsshole until it begs to be unplugged?

Trump Java Tariffs
Java Programming Backend
2 months ago 120.0K views 0 shares
Trump Java Tariffs
Imagine your build suddenly costing 35% more because someone doesn't like the word "POJO" 😂 This satirical post brilliantly mocks both politics and enterprise Java development in one shot. For the uninitiated, POJO (Plain Old Java Object) is a fundamental concept in Java programming—basically a simple class without any framework-specific dependencies. The joke about "technical debt" is particularly savage—as if America's legacy Java 8 applications are somehow contributing to national debt. Meanwhile, every Java developer is quietly calculating how many thousands of Maven dependencies their project has and what the new "tariff" would cost. The real nightmare scenario: "Sorry boss, we can't deploy to production because our Spring Boot app now requires congressional approval."