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Trump Java Tariffs

Trump Java Tariffs
Imagine your build suddenly costing 35% more because someone doesn't like the word "POJO" 😂 This satirical post brilliantly mocks both politics and enterprise Java development in one shot. For the uninitiated, POJO (Plain Old Java Object) is a fundamental concept in Java programming—basically a simple class without any framework-specific dependencies. The joke about "technical debt" is particularly savage—as if America's legacy Java 8 applications are somehow contributing to national debt. Meanwhile, every Java developer is quietly calculating how many thousands of Maven dependencies their project has and what the new "tariff" would cost. The real nightmare scenario: "Sorry boss, we can't deploy to production because our Spring Boot app now requires congressional approval."

The Current Job Market

theCurrentJobMarket | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, java-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, ux-memes, aws-memes, try-memes, node-memes, nodejs-memes, security-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, mongodb-memes, typescript-memes, bash-memes, docker-memes, selenium-memes, maven-memes, jenkins-memes, mongo-memes, springboot-memes, c#-memes, gcp-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, terraform-memes, nosql-memes, ci/cd-memes, kubernetes-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes, graphql-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] 2020 Company We hope you have a pulse because were about to pay you 100k and teach you everything you need to know Me Yay Im a software engineer 2024 Company You must know SQL Java Kubernetes Docker AWS Terraform Jenkins CICD C ServiceNow NoSQL GraphQL Typescript Spring SpringBoot Selenium Maven JUnit Javascript Jest NodeJS MongoDB Angular HTML CSS TCP IP Linux Virtualization TLS GCP Bash have active security clearance masters degree CS or related field and mi um 10 years of experience. Please provide cover letter academic transcript and 3 professional references. Posted now. Entry level role 22.50hr. 800 applications job expired. made with mematic

Learn These Java Frameworks Guys

learnTheseJavaFrameworksGuys | programming-memes, developer-memes, java-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, react-memes, node-memes, node.js-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, list-memes, spring boot-memes, js-memes, bootstrap-memes, language-memes, framework-memes, full stack-memes, full-stack-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 5 Top Java Full Stack Frameworks There are many frameworks for developers to work with. However, you should know the best ones for the Java programming language. Here's a list of the top 5 frameworks you should learn if you want to become a Java full-stack developer. 1. Spring Boot 2. React JS 3. Angular 4. Node.js 5. Bootstrap

Convenient Superclass

convenientSuperclass | java-memes, management-memes, spring-memes, class-memes, object-memes, ssl-memes, search-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes, framework-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Spring Framework OVERVIEW PACKAGE CLASS HELP SUMMARY: NESTED FIELD CONSTR METHOD USE TREE DEPRECATED INDEX DETAIL: FIELD CONSTR METHOD SEARCH: Search Package org.springframework.aop.framework Class AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean java.lang.Object org.springframework.aop.framework.ProxyConfig org.springframework.aop.framework.AbstractSingletonProxyf All Implemented Interfaces: Serializable , Aware, BeanClassLoaderAware, FactoryBeanObject , InitializingBean Direct Known Subclasses: CacheProxyFactoryBean, TransactionProxyFactoryBean public abstract class AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean extends ProxyConfig implements FactoryBeanObject , BeanClassLoaderAware, InitializingBean Convenient superclass for FactoryBean types that produce singleton-scoped proxy objects. Manages pre- and post-interceptors (references, rather than interceptor names, as in ProxyFactoryBean) and provides consistent interface management. Since: 2.0 Author: Juergen Holler See Also: Serialized Form Field Summary docs.spring.iospring-frameworkdocscu

Math Professors Try To Use Descriptive Variable Names Challenge

mathProfessorsTryToUseDescriptiveVariableNamesChallenge | code-memes, try-memes, spring-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Restful Java Spring Boot Server

restfulJavaSpringBootServer | java-memes, server-memes, spring-memes, image-memes, rest-memes, springboot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Wasted Time During Java Development

wastedTimeDuringJavaDevelopment | coding-memes, java-memes, development-memes, errors-memes, spring-memes, maven-memes, oop-memes, jpa-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Time spent on Java development lava 17 5 10 10 10 Reading long errors Messing with Maven Thinking OOP Depency inyection Spring JPA Actually coding 60

Springboot Better

springbootBetter | code-memes, lines of code-memes, spring-memes, springboot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Lines of code: 2.5000000 Java 25000 Spring 2500 Springboot

Modern Hiring Practices for Developers | A Tale of Two Candidates

Modern Hiring Practices for Developers | A Tale of Two Candidates | coding-memes, developer-memes, php-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, android-memes, unix-memes, server-memes, c++-memes, jquery-memes, mysql-memes, react-memes, sql-memes, asp.net-memes, .net-memes, sql server-memes, swift-memes, django-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, laravel-memes, windows-memes, mongodb-memes, bash-memes, macos-memes, scala-memes, matlab-memes, api-memes, apache-memes, sqlite-memes, linq-memes, express-memes, symfony-memes, date-memes, kotlin-memes, oop-memes, spring mvc-memes, ubuntu-memes, delphi-memes, flask-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, vue-memes, meteor-memes, query-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, bot-memes, zend-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content It savs here that vou have 18 vears of exerience and have fantastic references, and that you have designed and develobed four rulv reatured broiects that were successfully deployed and generated tens of millions of dollars, you have lead multiple teams, and that you have extensive experience in everything we are looking for - except I don't see React.js here. Have you ever used React? Only for personal projects. It's really just a simple Ul tramework and I am very familiar with it thoug Go fuck yourself! You don't have any professional experience, but it looks like you went to a 3-month coding boot camp. Did they cover React.js? You're hired! Oh veah. I've heard that word before! After that boot camp now I can say I'm an expert in React, C, C, Delphi, Diango, Rust, MongoDB, MS SQL Server, Flask, Express.is, Vue.js, Laravel, Angular, Web2Py, FastAPI, Meteor, Bottle, JQuery, Angular, Symfony, Svelte, Jam.py, ASP.NET, Apache, Sails, spring MVC, Zend, YI, Cake, Moo, Python, Kotlin, R. PHP, Go, Swift, VB, MATLAB, Scheme, Racket, Cloiure, Lisp, COBOL, Alice, AWK, Bash, Clean, Cecil, CoffeeScript, Cybil, Kodu, Ladder, Logtalk, JADE, J, Maude, LINQ, Modula, Octave, Orwell, Nemerie, Zeno, X10, WebASM, Umple, TAL, TCL, Scala, Sed, Strand, SBL, Turing, ROOP, QPL, PROMAL, Orc, Oriel, Nu, NPL, MVstic, Mutan, Mercury, Mesa, MOO, ASM, PostaressOL MySQL, SQLite, InterBase, Advantage, Ingres, Raima, FileMakerPro, Access, H2, Firebird, Windows, Unix, Android, macos, Linux, Centos, Ubuntu, OpenS ProDOS, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph. COCKSOFT INC. Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

This job I found wants dev to lift weights? Well gotta husle while coding

This job I found wants dev to lift weights? Well gotta husle while coding | coding-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, php-memes, java-memes, computer science-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, management-memes, node-memes, node.js-memes, git-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, spring-memes, database-memes, mongodb-memes, algorithm-memes, forms-memes, spring boot-memes, docker-memes, function-memes, oop-memes, algorithms-memes, network-memes, mongo-memes, edge-memes, cloud-memes, ci/cd-memes, source code-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 6:09 0 0 7 6 11 0 77 You 1 minute ago Software Engineer KQED San Francisco, CA (On-site) Qualifications Skills in Easy Apply Demonstrable knowledge of Computer Science fundamentals - data algorithms and software fundamentals like SDLC, networking Good knowledge of Agile lifecycle methodologies: Agile, Scrum etc. At least 3 years or more of experience in developing modern back-er using one or more of the following: Node.jsJavaScript, PHP and Wor Spring Boot. Strong knowledge experience with no-SQL databases such as Elas MongoDB. Sound knowledge of source code management systems such as: git, Strong knowledge of CICD environments (we use Spinnaker, in conji Docker). Familiarity with cloud native applications and cloud platforms like GC Ability to collaborate and communicate within a cross functional tear Ability to independently work on small features across codebases. Physical Demands: Ability to lift a minimum of fifteen (15) pounds; Ability to exert maximum muscle force to lift, push, pull or carry: Ability to use abdominal and lower back muscles over time without fe Ability to stand andor sit for extended periods; Ability to bend, stoop, stretch, twist, sit, and reach; Fine motor skills: Good visual and auditory acuitv. The physical demands described here represent those that an emplovee mu the essential functions of this iob successfullv.

mojang at its best

mojang at its best | code-memes, spring-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, stream-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MINECRAFT mountain streams and waterfalls. Also added springs to lush caves. Fixed an indent in the code. Doesn't matter at all so I don't know why I'm mentioning it here.

Spring good

Spring good | spring-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE! lava chomp lava spring lombok no pointers RuntimeException OptionalT stream chicken thoughts