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Trump Java Tariffs

Trump Java Tariffs
Imagine your build suddenly costing 35% more because someone doesn't like the word "POJO" 😂 This satirical post brilliantly mocks both politics and enterprise Java development in one shot. For the uninitiated, POJO (Plain Old Java Object) is a fundamental concept in Java programming—basically a simple class without any framework-specific dependencies. The joke about "technical debt" is particularly savage—as if America's legacy Java 8 applications are somehow contributing to national debt. Meanwhile, every Java developer is quietly calculating how many thousands of Maven dependencies their project has and what the new "tariff" would cost. The real nightmare scenario: "Sorry boss, we can't deploy to production because our Spring Boot app now requires congressional approval."

The Current Job Market

theCurrentJobMarket | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, java-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, ux-memes, aws-memes, try-memes, node-memes, nodejs-memes, security-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, mongodb-memes, typescript-memes, bash-memes, docker-memes, selenium-memes, maven-memes, jenkins-memes, mongo-memes, springboot-memes, c#-memes, gcp-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, terraform-memes, nosql-memes, ci/cd-memes, kubernetes-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes, graphql-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Wasted Time During Java Development

wastedTimeDuringJavaDevelopment | coding-memes, java-memes, development-memes, errors-memes, spring-memes, maven-memes, oop-memes, jpa-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Time spent on Java development lava 17 5 10 10 10 Reading long errors Messing with Maven Thinking OOP Depency inyection Spring JPA Actually coding 60

Gradle and Maven are really annoying.

Gradle and Maven are really annoying. | maven-memes, gradle-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "CH is just Microsoft Java Operator Overloading Godot and Unityo Value Types Unsigned integers. Function Pointers NuGet

Actually Built Different

Actually Built Different | maven-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOU USE MAVEN USE GRADLE WEARE NOT THE SAME

Every programmer's search history.

Every programmer's search history. | programmer-memes, program-memes, google-memes, api-memes, apache-memes, maven-memes, class-memes, tomcat-memes, google search-memes, search-memes, redis-memes, cs-memes, dependencies-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content O O change lombok to fluent retroactively - Google Search 2 Resume your journey 40 36 build submodule and dependencies maven org.xolstice.maven.plugins protobuf-maven-plugin annotations-api maven org.apache.tomcat default redis port proper way to prepare morphia class do catholics believe in jesus christ

Sad True

sadTrue | java-memes, maven-memes, dependencies-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content People say enterprises still on Java 8 because stability and so on We just don't want to deal with upgrading Maven dependencies

..and then a random error pops up

..and then a random error pops up | random-memes, maven-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me waiting for my Maven project to compile: dependencies

Eclip*e

Eclip*e | development-memes, vim-memes, program-memes, version-memes, windows-memes, eclipse-memes, maven-memes, url-memes, c-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes, ecli-memes, mac-memes, space-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Exiting vim Uninstalling Eclipse How to uninstall Eclipse Asked a vears 2 months aac

There is no joke. This is an actual job listing for 'Junior Software Engineer' at NBC.

There is no joke. This is an actual job listing for 'Junior Software Engineer' at NBC. | programming-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, computer-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, java-memes, python-memes, computer science-memes, development-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, engineer-memes, design-memes, software engineer-memes, ux-memes, engineering-memes, management-memes, unix-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, server-memes, amazon-memes, debugging-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, jquery-memes, mysql-memes, data-memes, requirements-memes, ios-memes, sql-memes, json-memes, excel-memes, ajax-memes, xml-memes, database-memes, windows-memes, postgresql-memes, oracle-memes, list-memes, forms-memes, scala-memes, docker-memes, sqlite-memes, shell-memes, maven-memes, web services-memes, user interface-memes, jenkins-memes, debug-memes, cli-memes, postgres-memes, production-memes, edge-memes, query-memes, cloud-memes, ide-memes, train-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, open source-memes, kubernetes-memes, back-end-memes, cs-memes, framework-memes, full stack-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content QualificationsRequirements A Bachelor's degree (or higher-level degree) in computer science or a related field andor a history of relevant work experience. 3 years of system integration experience with proven expertise in media and systems. Must be willing to work in New York. New York onsite at 30 Rock or working from nome 3 years of experience in Python Full Stack development and Java 3 Years of experience in Software Development Life Cycle (SDLC), Strong testing and debugging skills. 3 Years of experience in handling Media Asset Management systems. Knowing Avid Interplay MAM, media Central and Arvato is a big plus. Experience with modern application stacks and development practices. Experience with back-end engineering, including knowledge on architectural practices, evaluating and implementing new technologies. Experience in developing professional web applications and User Interface applications using HTML5, CSS3, JavaScript, jQuery, AJAX, JSON, XHTML and XML Experience in design and development of applications using open source frameworks and APIs. Experience in Cloud based services. Knowing Cloudian, BlackPearl and Amazon will be big plus. Experience with creating, querying and maintaining databases with many DBMS such as MySQL, Cassandra, SQLite, PostgreSQL and Oracle. Experience in CeleryRabbitMQKubernetes. Experience in Test-Driven and Agile-Scrum Developments. Experience in both Windows and UNIX Linux platforms including programming and debugging skills in UNIX Shell Scripting. Experienced in Web Services approach for Service Oriented Architecture (SOA) Experience in compile, package and deploy. Knowing Salt Stack, Jenkins, Docker, ANT, Maven will be plus. Willing to adapt new technologies as needed. Desired Characteristics Strong Operational familiarity with broadcast production, workflows, or video productions systems. Experience with serverclient Virtualization protocols. Strong analytical and problem-solving skills. Strong desire to learn and cross-train in new technologies and passion to maintain current knowledge of relevant technologies. Ability to handle multiple tasks and projects simultaneously, working independently and as part of a team in a collaborative manner. Demonstrate strong skills in the areas of analysis, organization and escalation Excellent communication skills, with a cool levelheaded approach and a genuine curiosity in exploring new best practices and technology. Able to clearly succinctly communicate actions andor next steps Highly customer focused and very responsive (listens, understands and acts).

There is no joke. This is an actual job listing for 'Junior Software Engineer' at NBC.

There is no joke. This is an actual job listing for 'Junior Software Engineer' at NBC. | programming-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, computer-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, java-memes, python-memes, computer science-memes, development-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, engineer-memes, design-memes, software engineer-memes, ux-memes, engineering-memes, management-memes, unix-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, server-memes, amazon-memes, debugging-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, jquery-memes, mysql-memes, data-memes, requirements-memes, ios-memes, sql-memes, json-memes, excel-memes, ajax-memes, xml-memes, database-memes, windows-memes, postgresql-memes, oracle-memes, list-memes, forms-memes, scala-memes, docker-memes, sqlite-memes, shell-memes, maven-memes, web services-memes, user interface-memes, jenkins-memes, debug-memes, cli-memes, postgres-memes, production-memes, edge-memes, query-memes, cloud-memes, ide-memes, train-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, open source-memes, kubernetes-memes, back-end-memes, cs-memes, framework-memes, full stack-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content QualificationsRequirements A Bachelor's degree (or higher-level degree) in computer science or a related field andor a history of relevant work experience. 3 years of system integration experience with proven expertise in media and systems. Must be willing to work in New York. New York onsite at 30 Rock or working from nome 3 years of experience in Python Full Stack development and Java 3 Years of experience in Software Development Life Cycle (SDLC), Strong testing and debugging skills. 3 Years of experience in handling Media Asset Management systems. Knowing Avid Interplay MAM, media Central and Arvato is a big plus. Experience with modern application stacks and development practices. Experience with back-end engineering, including knowledge on architectural practices, evaluating and implementing new technologies. Experience in developing professional web applications and User Interface applications using HTML5, CSS3, JavaScript, jQuery, AJAX, JSON, XHTML and XML Experience in design and development of applications using open source frameworks and APIs. Experience in Cloud based services. Knowing Cloudian, BlackPearl and Amazon will be big plus. Experience with creating, querying and maintaining databases with many DBMS such as MySQL, Cassandra, SQLite, PostgreSQL and Oracle. Experience in CeleryRabbitMQKubernetes. Experience in Test-Driven and Agile-Scrum Developments. Experience in both Windows and UNIX Linux platforms including programming and debugging skills in UNIX Shell Scripting. Experienced in Web Services approach for Service Oriented Architecture (SOA) Experience in compile, package and deploy. Knowing Salt Stack, Jenkins, Docker, ANT, Maven will be plus. Willing to adapt new technologies as needed. Desired Characteristics Strong Operational familiarity with broadcast production, workflows, or video productions systems. Experience with serverclient Virtualization protocols. Strong analytical and problem-solving skills. Strong desire to learn and cross-train in new technologies and passion to maintain current knowledge of relevant technologies. Ability to handle multiple tasks and projects simultaneously, working independently and as part of a team in a collaborative manner. Demonstrate strong skills in the areas of analysis, organization and escalation Excellent communication skills, with a cool levelheaded approach and a genuine curiosity in exploring new best practices and technology. Able to clearly succinctly communicate actions andor next steps Highly customer focused and very responsive (listens, understands and acts).