The Senior Devs Expectations Vs The Junior Devs Resources

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The Senior Devs Expectations Vs The Junior Devs Resources

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Oh, you want me to build a scalable microservices architecture with real-time data processing and machine learning capabilities? Sure thing, boss! Let me just fire up this laptop from 2012 that takes 15 minutes to boot and has 4GB of RAM that's already crying from running Slack and Chrome simultaneously.

Senior devs really out here expecting you to pilot a Boeing 787 Dreamliner while handing you a tricycle with a basket. "Just make it work" they say, as if sheer willpower can compile code faster on a potato. Meanwhile, they're sitting on their MacBook Pros with 64GB of RAM complaining about how "slow" their builds are.

The audacity of expecting enterprise-level performance from hardware that struggles to run VS Code without sounding like it's about to achieve liftoff is truly unmatched. But hey, at least the tricycle has a basket for your crushed dreams and cold coffee!

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