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Max Erals: When Copy-Paste Goes Too Far
Gamedev Csharp C++ Unity Programming
21 days ago 76.3K views 0 shares
Max Erals: When Copy-Paste Goes Too Far
Found the bug in your game's economy! Someone forgot to cap those resource costs. The struct shows Minerals but then Maxerals instead of Vespene Gas or something sensible. Classic case of "let me just copy-paste this variable and... oops, didn't change it enough." Now your players can mine infinite resources because you literally coded in the MAX-imum minerals. No wonder your space marines have diamond-plated coffee mugs!

The Great Reddit Resource Blame Game
Backend Webdev Algorithms Programming Debugging
25 days ago 84.8K views 0 shares
The Great Reddit Resource Blame Game
Remember when Reddit engineers were optimization wizards? Now they're blaming your tiny custom emojis for server meltdowns. Classic corporate evolution - from "we built a platform that can handle millions of simultaneous users" to "your 20KB GIF is why everything's on fire." Next they'll claim upvotes are causing global warming. The real resource hog? Probably their tracking scripts collecting data on which cat memes make you smile.

Modern Computing Priorities
Microsoft Hardware Windows Programming Debugging
2 months ago 111.3K views 0 shares
Modern Computing Priorities
In 1973, NASA sent humans to the literal moon with just 4KB of RAM. Fast forward to 2019, and your beastly machine with 16GB RAM and maxed-out CPU is brought to its knees by... an Excel dialog box lurking in the background. Nothing captures modern software bloat quite like this perfect comparison. We've gone from accomplishing humanity's greatest feats with minimal resources to having our supercomputers paralyzed by spreadsheet popups. Progress?

Heater For My Room
Python Hardware Algorithms Programming
2 months ago 113.9K views 0 shares
Heater For My Room
The ultimate dual-purpose code! When room temperature drops below 23.5°C, start mining Bitcoin to generate heat from your overworked CPU/GPU. Otherwise, just chill for 10 seconds before checking again. Genius solution for winter utility bills - your computer either warms your room or conserves energy while waiting for the next temperature drop. Modern problems require modern solutions that make your electricity bill skyrocket in completely different ways!

Shipping Containers: Cloud Vs. Local Reality
Docker Devops Kubernetes Linux Cloud
2 months ago 159.3K views 0 shares
Shipping Containers: Cloud Vs. Local Reality
Ah yes, the classic expectation vs. reality of container deployment. In the cloud, your containers are neatly organized on massive infrastructure with redundancy and professional management. Meanwhile, on your poor overloaded Ubuntu laptop, it's just boxes crammed into a car that's one Docker command away from complete system collapse. That feeling when you've got 17 containers running and your fan sounds like it's preparing for liftoff. Your laptop isn't hosting containers—it's being held hostage by them. And yet we keep typing "docker-compose up" like memory is infinite and thermal throttling is just a myth.