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The brutal irony here is absolutely chef's kiss. Someone applied for a software engineering internship and accidentally attached "resume_final_FINAL_final2.pdf" instead of their actual resume. The recruiter's response? A polite rejection citing lack of understanding of "version control."
The filename alone screams "I've never heard of Git" louder than a thousand failed merge conflicts. It's the digital equivalent of showing up to a DevOps interview with a floppy disk. The recruiter's savage yet professional burn—"we have decided to move forward with someone who understands version control"—is peak corporate passive-aggression.
Real version control would've been something like resume_v1.0.0.pdf or better yet, just resume.pdf because who needs versions when you're using proper VCS? The triple-final naming convention is basically a cry for help from someone still living in the pre-Git stone age.
