That moment when you realize your two-week notice period is basically a free shopping spree at the company's intellectual property store. The company's desperately holding onto their precious source code like it's the One Ring, while you're standing there with the moral flexibility of Gandalf on a budget. Sure, there's that pesky thing called "legal consequences" and "professional ethics," but who needs those when you've got commit access and a USB drive? Nothing says "smooth exit" quite like potential litigation and a permanent spot on every tech company's blacklist. But hey, at least you'll have something to show your lawyer.
Give Me One Reason I Shouldn't Take It. I'll Wait.
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