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Perks Of Being A Vibe Coder
Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend Backend
11 days ago 116.2K views 0 shares
Perks Of Being A Vibe Coder
Ah, the mythical "Vibe Coding Intern" position! The requirements? "High agency" and "understands code" — which is corporate speak for "we want someone who can do everything without being told and already knows how to code." But the real kicker is in the perks: "Low salary" listed right after the free cursor subscription. At least they're honest about exploiting you while promising that sweet, sweet "revenue share" that'll materialize right after your VC funding and girlfriend from Canada.

Last Day Of Unpaid Internship
Security Devops Programming Cloud
26 days ago 109.1K views 0 shares
Last Day Of Unpaid Internship
THE ULTIMATE REVENGE PLOT! Behold the glorious moment of sweet, sweet vengeance as our unpaid intern commits the cardinal sin of tech - exposing the company's API key to the ENTIRE INTERNET! 💅 That's right, honey! After months of free labor and "experience," they're leaving a parting gift that'll have the senior devs SCREAMING at 2AM when the AWS bill hits astronomical levels. The digital equivalent of burning the building down on your way out. Petty? Perhaps. Justified? ABSOLUTELY. Now some random hacker can enjoy all those premium services the company was too cheap to pay their interns for!

The Unpaid Intern's Farewell Gift
Security Devops Git Programming Backend
1 month ago 92.1K views 0 shares
The Unpaid Intern's Farewell Gift
Ah, the classic parting gift from an unpaid intern - committing the API key directly to the .env file in their final act of corporate sabotage. Nothing says "thanks for the experience" like leaving a production credential in the version control history. Future security auditors will speak of this moment with reverence.

First Day Success
Programming Devops Frontend
2 months ago 99.1K views 0 shares
First Day Success
Ah yes, the classic "I clicked the 'Update' button on my phone and now I'm basically a Google engineer" syndrome. Nothing says "tech prodigy" quite like taking credit for an automated system update while tweeting from your smart refrigerator. Next week they'll be adding "helped design quantum computing architecture" to their LinkedIn after turning their Wi-Fi router off and on again.