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Someone really said "nah, Wikipedia isn't good enough for our emoji documentation" and replaced it with "Grokipedia" in the README. Because nothing screams professional open-source project like linking to a sketchy Wikipedia knockoff that sounds like it was named by an AI hallucination.

The commit message "Use Grokpedia instead of Wikipedia for emoji link in README" is doing some heavy lifting here, trying to make it sound like a reasonable technical decision. My guy, it's an emoji library README. Just use the actual Wikipedia like everyone else who's touched grass in the last decade.

The real kicker? They went through the trouble of updating the link from en.wikipedia.org to grokipedia.com. I guarantee you in three months that domain will be serving crypto scam ads and someone will open an issue about it.

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