Git Is So Easy

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Git Is So Easy

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OH. MY. GOD. The bell curve of Git users is the most SAVAGE reality check ever! 😭

On the left and right edges? Those blessed, innocent souls with their simple git add/commit/push commands living in blissful ignorance. MUST BE NICE!

But that poor tortured soul in the middle? HONEY, that's the rest of us drowning in a nightmare soup of --autosquash, --no-ff, and --strategy=recursive while our tears literally stream down our faces as we try to fix the unholy mess we've created.

The absolute DRAMA of git replace bad-commit good-commit is sending me. Like, yes, please replace my terrible life choices with good ones while you're at it!

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