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Content Unity Game Developer Remote Remote 80,000 - 100,000 a year - Full-time Apply now the skills they'll need to succeed. The best part: this is a hands-on role. Less meetings, more coding! Sound exciting? Read on... Work directly with top-tier artists, game designers, and educators to build games that teach computer science to kids while actually being fun! You will have a hand in developing all parts of the game. Build and ship code that is immediately used by millions of kids. You'll work directly with the CEO and product team to make sure everything you do has an impact on key metrics, revenue, and ultimately our future. Who we're looking for: You care deeply about early childhood education and training the next generation of programmers You have 2 years of professional Unity development experience in a production environment You have 2 years experience building applications in with an actual programming language such as JavaScript, Python, etc. You have 2 years working with C You have released, or been a significant part of the public release of a game (doesn't need to be anything major, but ideally something that got a few thousand users) Highly Preferable (but not required) if: You have 1 years experience with 2d game development You have experience using Playfab You have experience with networking and interfacing with server-side code (savingloading data, offline syncing, etc) You have experience building and deploying multi-platform games (deploying to Web and iOS, for example) Bonus Points if: You have experience with REST APIs (creating or consuming) You have experience with game design We look forward to your application! Job Type: Full-time Pay: 80,000.00 - 100,000.00 per year Policy Cookie Policy and Terms, which we encourage you to review.

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Remember when we were gods among mortals? The 2021-2022 tech boom was like being SpongeBob and Patrick at an all-you-can-eat buffet of job offers, six-figure salaries, and companies practically begging us to take their money. Fast forward to 2025, and we're Squidward—watching from behind the blinds as layoffs spread faster than a poorly optimized for-loop. The tech bubble didn't just burst; it ghosted us harder than that recruiter who promised to "circle back." Now we're fighting over the one backend position that doesn't require "10+ years experience in a framework released last Tuesday."

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