THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of developer life! ๐ Your code graveyard is SCREAMING with abandoned projects while your brain, that TREACHEROUS VILLAIN, convinces you that starting a shiny new project is the answer to all life's problems!
Meanwhile, your GitHub is a CEMETERY of half-implemented features and READMEs that end mid-sentence. But sure, honey, THIS time you'll definitely finish that revolutionary app that combines blockchain, AI, and a toaster API. SUUUURE YOU WILL.