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Git Gud

version control saas Senior developers Overconfidence Developer culture Llm Programming hubris Clown-makeup

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Git Gud

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The descent into absolute madness, beautifully illustrated through increasingly chaotic clown makeup. First panel: "Devs are obsolete" – sure Jan, whatever helps you sleep at night. Second panel: casually claims to have built an entire SaaS over a weekend because apparently we're all just speedrunning capitalism now. Third panel: starts throwing shade at senior devs for "slacking off" when they're probably just, you know, writing maintainable code and attending their 47th meeting of the day. Final panel: *chef's kiss* – the LLM catastrophically destroys their login page and they're asking "what's git?" The irony? They went full circle from thinking they're a 10x developer to not even knowing version control exists. The clown makeup progression is *perfect* because they literally became the entire circus. Time to learn git before you get rekt, friend.

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