The Ultimate Developer Get-Out-Of-Work Card

When GitHub Actions decides to take a coffee break, developers suddenly find themselves with a perfectly valid excuse to do absolutely nothing. The beauty of CI/CD dependency is that when it fails, your entire workflow grinds to a halt—and no manager can argue with "the pipeline is broken." It's the digital equivalent of "sorry, can't come to work, the roads are closed." The stick figure manager's immediate retreat from "get back to work" to "oh, carry on" perfectly captures that universal understanding that fighting the GitHub outage gods is futile. Modern development's greatest productivity hack: GitHub status page bookmarked for emergencies.