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Interview Vs Actual Job

interview Job hunting Tech interviews Tech hiring Career Reality check Whiteboard coding Job skills

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2 months ago 121,584 views 0 shares

Interview Vs Actual Job

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The tech industry's greatest magic trick: turning whiteboard algorithms into a career of Stack Overflow searches. That tiny blue bar represents the actual skills you'll use daily—git, debugging, and asking good questions. Meanwhile, that towering red bar is all the obscure sorting algorithms and binary tree inversions you crammed for, only to spend your actual job googling "how to center div" for the 47th time. The real skill? Surviving the technical hazing ritual we call "the interview process" while pretending those skills will totally transfer to your day job.

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