Ah, the mythical "organized development process." While enterprise teams are drowning in Jira tickets, standups, and 27 different Trello boards, these indie devs are out here making masterpieces while asking "Is software the thing with the clicking?" Their Trello account got deactivated from neglect while your team has three people whose entire job is maintaining the sprint backlog. Yet somehow they ship and you're still "refining requirements" for that button color change from last quarter.