Workflow Memes

The bell curve of git commit sanity. On the left, the blissfully ignorant junior dev who squashes multiple feature changes into a single commit. On the right, the battle-hardened senior who does the same because life's too short. And in the middle? The poor mid-level developer meticulously separating each feature into its own commit, following best practices that nobody actually reads in the git log. The sweet irony of development—you either die a hero or live long enough to stop caring about commit granularity.

This meme is the Git workflow version of the "Avengers Assemble" moment! It's showcasing the holy quartet of Git best practices that, when combined, create repository nirvana: First panel: Creating a branch for every feature - the organized developer who keeps things tidy and isolated. So civilized! Second panel: One commit does one thing - the minimalist who refuses to bundle 47 unrelated changes into a single "fixed stuff" commit. Revolutionary concept! Third panel: Rebasing before merge - the sophisticated developer who keeps the commit history cleaner than their apartment before their crush visits. Fourth panel: Force pushing... wait, WHAT? That's the chaotic evil teammate who rewrites history with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. But hey, at least they're doing it to their own feature branch (hopefully). Together they form Captain Clean Git - defender of readable commit histories and savior of code reviews everywhere!