I Thought They Git Commit Before Going Home

The ancient Egyptians built massive, geometrically precise pyramids that have lasted thousands of years, and here we are wondering how they managed without git commit -m "moved stone block #4,392 up ramp".

Imagine the merge conflicts when two teams tried to build the same corner! No pull requests, no branches, just pure chaos. And when something went wrong? No git reset --hard to save you - that stone block is staying exactly where you dropped it, buddy.

The pharaoh probably had the ancient equivalent of "It works on my tomb" syndrome.