The ancient Egyptians built massive, geometrically precise pyramids that have lasted thousands of years, and here we are wondering how they managed without git commit -m "moved stone block #4,392 up ramp"
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Imagine the merge conflicts when two teams tried to build the same corner! No pull requests, no branches, just pure chaos. And when something went wrong? No git reset --hard
to save you - that stone block is staying exactly where you dropped it, buddy.
The pharaoh probably had the ancient equivalent of "It works on my tomb" syndrome.