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The Immortal Language That Refuses To Die
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11 days ago 79.6K views 0 shares
The Immortal Language That Refuses To Die
PHP is like that horror movie villain who just won't die no matter how many times you stab it. For three decades , tech bros have been writing PHP's obituary while frantically recommending whatever shiny framework just dropped that week. Meanwhile, PHP silently powers WordPress, Facebook, and roughly 80% of the internet while the "next big thing" frameworks come and go faster than JavaScript developers change their LinkedIn titles. The secret to PHP's immortality? It just works. No 12-hour Udemy course needed to display "Hello World." Pure technological cockroach energy.

I Was There, Son. I Was There.
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1 month ago 92.4K views 0 shares
I Was There, Son. I Was There.
The ancient programmer is speaking! Back in the primordial soup of web development, we coded entire websites in Notepad or Vi like absolute savages. No syntax highlighting, no auto-complete, just pure ASCII and tears. Modern devs with their fancy VS Code and 47 extensions would probably faint at the sight of us manually typing every <table> tag for layout. Those were the days of real grit—when a single misplaced semicolon meant spending three hours debugging, and we LIKED it that way! Kids these days will never understand the character-building experience of FTPing files one by one while praying the connection holds.

The Memories Of VB 6.0
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1 month ago 100.0K views 0 shares
The Memories Of VB 6.0
Listen up, children! Gather 'round for tales of the ANCIENT TIMES! Back in the mystical era of VB 6.0, we didn't have your fancy object-oriented programming with inheritance hierarchies and polymorphic nightmares! NO! We wrote pseudo code that magically worked! Just slapped some spaghetti code together, hit compile, and BOOM—functioning software! No encapsulation, no abstraction, just pure, chaotic WORKING CODE! Those were the days when men were men and bugs were features! *dramatically wipes tear* The simplicity! The madness! The absolute HORROR of maintaining it years later!

It Has Been 22 Years
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2 months ago 193.1K views 0 shares
It Has Been 22 Years
STOP THE PRESSES! After 22 years of waiting, scientists have finally discovered the mythical C#! Look at that face of pure discovery—that's the expression of someone who's spent DECADES searching for a programming language that Microsoft promised would save us from Java hell! Meanwhile, Java developers are still writing 50-line getters and setters like it's 1999. The greatest scientific breakthrough since they discovered you could fix bugs by turning your computer off and on again!