The Archaeological Expedition Into Legacy Code

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The Archaeological Expedition Into Legacy Code

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Entering ancient legacy code is like spelunking into a forgotten tomb. You're SpongeBob, nervously peeking into a dark, rusty corridor of code written by someone who probably left the company five jobs ago. The comments (if any) might as well be hieroglyphics, and the dependencies are so old they're practically fossilized. You know the second you touch anything, the whole structure might collapse. But hey, the ticket says "minor update" so... good luck, brave explorer! Just remember to bring a flashlight and version control.

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