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No Jira No Slack
Agile Devops Programming
16 days ago 157.5K views 0 shares
No Jira No Slack
Turns out 4,500 years of engineering brilliance didn't require a single Jira ticket or Slack channel. The ancient Egyptians just... did the work? No daily standups about "blockers" or 47-message threads debating the optimal stone-dragging methodology. No PM asking "can we squeeze one more obelisk into this sprint?" Just thousands of people moving massive rocks with nothing but determination, physics, and probably a terrifying project manager with actual whips instead of digital notifications. Makes you wonder if we've actually evolved or just created digital bureaucracy to avoid the real work.

How To Build A Pyramid Without Git Blame
Git Devops Programming
4 months ago 193.9K views 0 shares
How To Build A Pyramid Without Git Blame
Imagine building the Great Pyramids without being able to git checkout -b new-pharaoh-idea . Those poor ancient devs had to drag 2-ton stone blocks around with zero rollback capability. One architect accidentally puts a block in the wrong place and it's like "Well, guess we're stuck with that bug in production for the next 4,500 years." No wonder they carved hieroglyphics everywhere—that was literally their commit log. "Added another pointy layer, please don't touch, signed ~Imhotep."

I Thought They Git Commit Before Going Home
Git Devops Programming
5 months ago 220.5K views 0 shares
I Thought They Git Commit Before Going Home
The ancient Egyptians built massive, geometrically precise pyramids that have lasted thousands of years, and here we are wondering how they managed without git commit -m "moved stone block #4,392 up ramp" . Imagine the merge conflicts when two teams tried to build the same corner! No pull requests, no branches, just pure chaos. And when something went wrong? No git reset --hard to save you - that stone block is staying exactly where you dropped it, buddy. The pharaoh probably had the ancient equivalent of "It works on my tomb" syndrome.