When You Try Your Best But Can't JOIN Tables

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When You Try Your Best But Can't JOIN Tables

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of frontend developers' social lives! 😭 The punchline is a DEVASTATING play on SQL's "JOIN" operation versus physically joining a table in real life. These poor souls can create breathtaking interfaces but can't figure out basic cafeteria mechanics! The horror! The irony! They spend all day connecting data with complex JavaScript but can't connect with ACTUAL HUMANS over lunch. It's the most dramatic case of professional skills NOT transferring to real life I've ever witnessed! Someone please send help... and maybe a tutorial on "How to Socialize: For People Who Only Talk to Browsers".

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