What Is Age Really

Content jordwalke jordwalke 17h Not using your BLOATED 2kb JavaScript library sorry. 17 15 365 la 77.6K ProdrammerHumor.io

MongoDB trying to convince you it's built for every app while JavaScript is silently converting its marketing message to [object Object] is the perfect metaphor for web development. Nothing says "I'm ready for production" like your database advertisement turning into the infamous toString() failure that haunts every JS developer's nightmares. If your marketing can't escape type coercion issues, maybe your database isn't really built for "every" app after all...

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Content public bool IsEven(int n) if (n int. MaxValue) return false; try return IsEven (n 2); catch (OverflowException e) return true;

Content Nader Dabit dabit3 If you could end Covid-19 by sacrificing a JavaScript framework, which one would you choose and why Angular? 10:46 PM Apr 18, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 339 Retweets 1.8K Likes

Content Does anyone need a frontend developer? NAH NO I need one... mat3e for Query project