What Is Age Really

Ah, the digital equivalent of waterboarding! This masterpiece of UI sadism forces you to enter your house number digit by digit with separate inputs for thousands, hundreds, tens, and units. And just when you think it can't get worse, it makes you select each character of your postcode using sliders that go from SPACE to Z. This is the form that Satan himself would create if he worked in frontend development. The designer clearly woke up and chose violence that day. Somewhere, a UX designer is having heart palpitations just looking at this. The best part? The "Intentionally Bad UX" title - as if we needed that clarification. It's like labeling a tornado as "Intentionally Windy Weather."

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