What Is Age Really

When you tell people you're a "full-stack" developer, but really it's just you doing twice the work with half the expertise in each area. The top image shows the clean split between frontend and backend roles, while the bottom reveals the disheveled reality of trying to juggle both simultaneously. Nothing says "I make poor life choices" quite like voluntarily signing up to be mediocre at everything instead of good at one thing.

For nearly three decades, developers have been declaring PHP's funeral while hyping the next hot framework. ColdFusion, ASP.net, Django, Rails, Flask, Angular, Next.js, Python—they've all taken turns as PHP's supposed executioner. Yet there it stands in 2025, like some immortal deity rising from the clouds, declaring "As you can see, I am not dead." PHP is basically the tech world's cockroach—it would survive a nuclear apocalypse while React is still trying to resolve its dependencies.

OH. MY. GOD. The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of hitting Caps Lock by accident and realizing your variable name is now screaming at you! First you're like "WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING?!" Then you stare at your code for 20 minutes, questioning your entire existence, only to finally spot that your precious little userName somehow transformed into UserName and now your case-sensitive language is throwing a fit! The sheer DRAMA of that moment when it finally clicks and you whisper "oh, that's why" with the defeated expression of someone who just wasted an hour of their life on a SINGLE CAPITAL LETTER! 💀

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Content JavaScript 65 PHP 60 Try it Yourself How To Create a Skill Bar Step 1) Stop immediately. Abandon any desire to create a skill bar. What the fuck is 90 PHP anyway?

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