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My Flirt Skills (Or Lack Thereof)

My Flirt Skills (Or Lack Thereof)
The neural pathways of a developer's brain have evolved to interpret everything through code-colored glasses. When normal humans hear "Let's create a game together," they think of flirting. Meanwhile, the developer's brain short-circuits and immediately jumps to "Unity or Unreal Engine? I'll set up the Git repo tonight!" No wonder dating profiles don't have a field for preferred programming language - it would be the only thing we'd fill out properly.

I'm Sure The Camera Is Digital

I'm Sure The Camera Is Digital
The genius of this joke is that it's a meta-commentary on internet terminology! "POV" (Point of View) is notoriously misused in memes—it's supposed to show what you'd see from your perspective, not a third-person view of yourself. But here, the original poster actually used POV correctly in the most technical sense: we're seeing exactly what you'd see if you were looking at a CS student who managed to talk to a woman—because they're usually too busy debugging their side projects or arguing about tabs vs. spaces to develop social skills. It's like finding a bug that's actually a feature. The rarest of occurrences in software development.

I Won But At What Cost

I Won But At What Cost
Sacrificed a potential relationship to explain the entry point of every Java program. That tear isn't from rejection—it's from realizing you spent an hour explaining method signatures instead of making actual conversation. Sure, she now understands the sacred incantation needed to appease the JVM gods, but at what cost? Your dating life? Worth it though. Somewhere out there, she's writing her first Hello World while you're back to debugging in solitude. The curse of knowledge strikes again.