Traumatic Responsive Design For FE Developers

So someone decided to make a laptop shaped like a circle. Congrats, you just gave every frontend dev PTSD flashbacks.

You know those media queries you spent weeks perfecting? The ones that handle desktop, tablet, mobile, and that one weird iPad orientation? Yeah, throw them all in the trash. This monstrosity requires you to calculate CSS for a circular viewport where the corners just... don't exist.

Imagine trying to center a div when the screen itself is already centered in the most cursed way possible. Your flexbox is crying. Your grid layout just filed for unemployment. And don't even get me started on how you'd handle text overflow on the edges.

The real kicker? Some PM will see this and ask "can we support this in our next sprint?" No, Karen. We cannot.