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Traumatic Responsive Design For FE Developers

Traumatic Responsive Design For FE Developers
So someone decided to make a laptop shaped like a circle. Congrats, you just gave every frontend dev PTSD flashbacks. You know those media queries you spent weeks perfecting? The ones that handle desktop, tablet, mobile, and that one weird iPad orientation? Yeah, throw them all in the trash. This monstrosity requires you to calculate CSS for a circular viewport where the corners just... don't exist. Imagine trying to center a div when the screen itself is already centered in the most cursed way possible. Your flexbox is crying. Your grid layout just filed for unemployment. And don't even get me started on how you'd handle text overflow on the edges. The real kicker? Some PM will see this and ask "can we support this in our next sprint?" No, Karen. We cannot.

The Solution

The Solution
When RAM prices are through the roof and your code is leaking memory faster than you can say "memory management," just slap an SD card into your DDR5 slot. Problem solved! Who needs actual RAM when you can have storage pretending to be memory at a fraction of the speed? Sure, your computer will run like it's stuck in molasses, but hey, at least it'll fit "all sizes" from 4GB to 256GB. Nothing screams "quality engineering" quite like a DDR5 stick with an SD card slot on it from AliExpress. Your swap file is gonna have a field day with this one.

The Cable Doesn't Know About Its Color

The Cable Doesn't Know About Its Color
Someone's waging war against the entire IT industry standards with this unholy abomination. The color-coding on cables and ports? Just a conspiracy by Big Cable to sell more wires! That yellow cable jammed into what's clearly not its matching port is the digital equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza. The blue tape-wrapped wires crammed into random pins would make any network engineer develop an eye twitch. Next up: "Firewalls are just a myth created by antivirus companies" and "Have you tried connecting your HDMI to the toilet? Works fine for me!"