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Content this 14, 4 Z" bacolar Samsung and Huawei: Our phones can fold, has 3 screen sizes, camera on each side, edge and corner. Android Dev: goes into appsrc mainres creates layout-front layout-back layout-half-front layout-narrow-screen-on-front layout-in-your-ass akash CLI "-enter 0 2007 Tun

Two cats staring at a laptop screen is the perfect metaphor for what happens when leadership tries to center a div. They'll spend hours looking at the screen, trying different combinations of margin: auto , display: flex , and justify-content: center before eventually giving up and using absolute positioning with negative margins. Because nothing says "I'm a professional" like using CSS hacks that will break the second someone resizes the window. Frontend development: where even the simplest tasks make you question your career choices.

Content NOOO!! You can't just compare strings as numbers! "b" "a" true "a" "b" false JavaScript: HAHA GO BRR!! TheArmagan

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Content Lily Lockly LilyLockly Conversation I once heard. Friend 1: Computer problems take either 5 minutes or 10 hours to solve. Friend 2: That's stupid and not at all how that works. 2:35 PM Jan 8, 2022 Twitter Web App 51 Retweets 20 Quote Tweets 17 284 Likes

This comic brilliantly captures how different dev roles handle bugs with wildly different energy levels. JavaScript devs panic-flee from bugs like they're on fire (accurate), then copy-paste Stack Overflow solutions while literally burning, and convince themselves the weight of technical debt is totally fine. Classic. Backend devs go full Batman mode—methodically tracking down bugs with detective skills, then hunting down whichever dev committed the cursed code. The cape is metaphorical but the intimidation is real. Web devs are Spider-Man releasing bugs into production, then trying to "organize" them (read: make it worse), until someone yells "SUDO" and they have no choice but to comply. The power of root commands compels you! Technical Support are the Jedi mind-tricking users that obvious bugs are "features." Three times. With a straight face. It's not a crash, it's an unexpected exit feature! QA is literally Godzilla destroying everything in sight, then casually leaving. Their job is chaos, and they're excellent at it. C++ devs can't find bugs because they're too busy dealing with segfaults, memory leaks, and undefined behavior. Solution? Rage quit with rm -rf and the Infinity Gauntlet. If you can't fix it, delete everything.