Thank Him For That

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Thank Him For That

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The debugging escalation hierarchy in its final form! First, you bother your friend who's just trying to code in peace. Then you post on StackOverflow and get roasted for not providing a minimal reproducible example. But the GALAXY BRAIN move? Tweeting directly at Brendan Eich—the literal creator of JavaScript—about your broken script tag. And what does the legend do? Simply replies "Show the html please." Not "Do you know who I am?!" Just calmly asking for the code like a regular dev helping out. The absolute chad of programming language creators just casually debugging your homework on Twitter.

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