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The pinnacle of error handling right here! This dev just casually commented out the error handling with // I missed the part where that's my problem in a webhook function. Sure, let the API call fail silently in production - what could possibly go wrong? Just yeet that error into the void and let future-you (or some poor on-call engineer at 2AM) deal with the consequences when customers start complaining. Classic "works on my machine" energy. The Spider-Man reference makes it even more perfect - with great code comes absolutely zero responsibility, apparently!

That special kind of heartbreak when your IDE highlights your beautifully named variable in angry red. You spent 20 minutes crafting the perfect descriptive name like userAuthenticationStatusTracker , only to have your IDE tell you it's undefined or reserved. Just another day where your relationship with your compiler is more emotionally complicated than your actual love life.

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