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We Don't Deploy On Friday

production Software engineering Developer life Work-life balance Friday deployment Production bugs Weekend debugging

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9 months ago 471,699 views 0 shares

We Don't Deploy On Friday

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Friday deployments are the forbidden fruit of software development, and this developer just took a big ol' bite. Cruising along smoothly on a regular day? No problem! But the SECOND you decide to push that "deploy" button on a Friday afternoon, you've basically signed a blood oath to sacrifice your entire weekend to the bug gods. What could possibly go wrong, right? EVERYTHING. Everything can go wrong. Now instead of enjoying your Saturday brunch and Sunday Netflix binge, you're frantically SSH-ing into production servers at 2 AM in your pajamas, wondering why you didn't just wait until Monday like literally every senior dev warned you. The golden rule exists for a reason, folks—your weekend plans are NOT worth testing in production when nobody's around to help you clean up the mess.

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