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The beautiful irony of throwing an AssertionError with the message "Unreachable code reached" is just *chef's kiss*. It's the programming equivalent of installing a security camera inside a black hole. You're basically telling the compiler "this code will never execute" and then writing an error message for when it does execute. The cosmic paradox of defensive programming at its finest! This is the senior developer's version of "trust no one, not even yourself." They've been burned too many times by "impossible" edge cases showing up in production at 3 AM.

When you can't divide by zero, but 0.0000000000000001 is basically the same thing, right? This dev is like "I'm not breaking math, I'm just... bending it a little." The classic programmer solution: if the rules say you can't do something, just find the closest loophole. It's the computational equivalent of "I'm not touching you" but with numbers that would make mathematicians wake up in cold sweats. And the best part? It probably works... until it doesn't, and then you get to spend three days debugging why your rotation calculations are off by exactly one pixel in very specific scenarios.

Somebody's calculator function clearly got confused with their first programming lesson! Instead of returning 35 (7×5), this calculator proudly outputs "Hello World" like it just graduated from Coding 101. Classic case of a variable type mismatch—calculator.js expected numbers but got existential instead. The dev probably reused that "Hello World" function they wrote 5 minutes earlier and forgot to change the return value. That's what happens when you code at 3 AM fueled by nothing but energy drinks and stackoverflow copy-pasta.

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Oh the sudden paralysis of having someone peer over your shoulder! One minute you're typing away like a coding virtuoso, the next you're fumbling with basic syntax like you've never seen a curly brace before. Suddenly you can't remember how to write a for-loop or what a variable is. Your fingers turn to thumbs, and your brain decides it's the perfect time to completely forget that language you've been using for 5 years. Nothing says "imposter syndrome activation" like coding with an audience!