Friday deployment Memes

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Straight To Prod
Devops Networking Programming Debugging Testing
2 days ago 90.6K views 0 shares
Straight To Prod
That moment when you skip QA because "it worked on my machine" and suddenly millions of people can't make calls. Classic Friday deployment energy right there. Some developer is definitely updating their resume while the CTO explains to the board why a single untested commit took down a nationwide network. Remember kids, this is why we have staging environments and don't push to production at 4:45pm on a Friday.

The Friday Deployment Russian Roulette
Devops Programming Debugging Testing
20 days ago 69.2K views 0 shares
The Friday Deployment Russian Roulette
The eternal dilemma: two big red buttons. One promises a peaceful weekend. The other guarantees chaos by deploying to production on Friday. The sweating developer knows there's only one choice management will accept, and it's not the one that lets them sleep at night. Nothing says "I hate myself" quite like pushing code right before clocking out for two days.

Trying To Patch A Bug In Production Be Like
Debugging Devops Programming Testing Backend
1 month ago 96.8K views 0 shares
Trying To Patch A Bug In Production Be Like
Oh look, it's the "we'll fix it in flight" approach to software engineering! This is what happens when your boss says "we can't afford downtime" and suddenly you're patching critical systems while they're running at 30,000 feet. Nothing says "I trust my code" like frantically opening a maintenance hatch on a flying airplane. This is basically every developer who's ever pushed a hotfix to production on Friday at 4:59pm and then spent the weekend praying nothing explodes. The best part? The calm, cloudy backdrop - as if the universe is just waiting for the perfect moment to introduce some turbulence.