Ah, the sacred ritual of CI/CD pipeline watching. The top panel shows the responsible choice of starting another ticket while your code builds—a noble yet fictional aspiration we all pretend to have. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the truth: you're already scrolling Reddit, fingers crossed that Jenkins doesn't send you that dreaded "build failed" email while you're 17 posts deep into r/ProgrammerHumor. Let's be honest, those 3-5 minutes of build time are basically developer-sanctioned microbreaks. Why solve problems when you can watch other people solve them on the internet?
The Sacred Art Of Pipeline Procrastination
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