The Complete Version Of Modern Digital Infrastructure

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Linux AI Devops Microsoft AWS

2 months ago 405,059 views 3 shares

The Complete Version Of Modern Digital Infrastructure

infrastructure-memes, open-source-memes, dns-memes, tech-stack-memes, microsoft-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah yes, the tech stack of reality. The entire digital world balances precariously on the backs of DNS and some sleep-deprived open source devs who maintain critical libraries for pizza and GitHub stars. Meanwhile, AWS charges you if you breathe near their servers, AI is just getting started with world domination, and Microsoft is off in the corner doing... whatever Microsoft does. Probably restarting for updates.

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