jenkins Memes

The Dark Knight Of DevOps
Git Devops Programming Cloud
3 days ago 135.9K views 0 shares
The Dark Knight Of DevOps
The unsung hero of DevOps. That one engineer who migrated Jenkins to GitHub Actions before it was cool is basically Batman in the server room. Nobody thanked them at the time, and nobody ever will. They just silently watch as new hires enjoy the fruits of their labor without knowing the horrors of the Jenkins configuration hell they were spared from. Some heroes don't wear capes—they just have really good Git credentials and too much caffeine in their system.

The Job vs. Reality
Devops Kubernetes Docker AWS Python
10 days ago 103.3K views 0 shares
The Job vs. Reality
Job description: "Must be expert in Kubernetes, Terraform, AWS, Ansible, Argo, Python, Helm, Docker, Grafana, Vault, and whatever else we discover next week." Actual job: "Here's a Jenkins instance from 2013. Don't break it." The classic bait-and-switch of modern DevOps. They lure you in with promises of cutting-edge infrastructure, then hand you the digital equivalent of a museum artifact held together with duct tape and prayers. Six months in, you're still trying to figure out why production depends on a Perl script written by someone who left during the Obama administration.

Delivery To Prod
Devops Git Programming Testing
25 days ago 95.4K views 0 shares
Delivery To Prod
The perfect visualization of what happens when management demands a rush deployment to production. Your untested code (the toad) riding precariously on your CI/CD pipeline (the toy horse) is somehow expected to gallop majestically into the production environment. The toad looks just as confused as the dev team that got the "ship it now" Slack message at 4:55 PM on Friday. Bonus points if you've ever named your Jenkins pipeline "Mister Jenkins" in your config files just to make error messages more personal.

That Damned Jenkins Smile
Devops Programming Debugging
2 months ago 110.1K views 0 shares
That Damned Jenkins Smile
The moment you installed Jenkins, thinking it would make your CI/CD pipeline smoother, but six months later you're knee-deep in YAML hell, debugging cryptic build failures at 2 AM while the smug Jenkins mascot just sits there... smiling . That's not a helpful butler, that's a sadistic taskmaster who convinced you that automation would be "easy." Famous last words before your weekends disappeared forever.

Any DevOps Job Ever
Devops Kubernetes Docker Programming Cloud
2 months ago 182.4K views 0 shares
Any DevOps Job Ever
The quintessential DevOps paradox! First panel: angrily complaining there's not enough coding in your job while dreaming of elegant algorithms and beautiful functions. Second panel: absolute terror when faced with actual coding tasks because you've spent the last 8 months writing YAML files and debugging Jenkins pipelines. It's like training for a marathon by exclusively eating energy bars, then being shocked when your legs don't work on race day.

That Damned Smile
Devops Docker Programming
3 months ago 122.7K views 0 shares
That Damned Smile
The moment you decide to "just try out" Jenkins CI. Next thing you know, you're knee-deep in YAML files at 3 AM, questioning your life choices while that smug little Jenkins mascot just stands there... smiling . It's always the friendly-looking tools that destroy your weekend. Classic bait and switch. You came for automation, stayed for the dependency hell.

The Current Job Market
Javascript Typescript AWS Python Java
4 months ago 497.6K views 0 shares
theCurrentJobMarket | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, java-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, ux-memes, aws-memes, try-memes, node-memes, nodejs-memes, security-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, mongodb-memes, typescript-memes, bash-memes, docker-memes, selenium-memes, maven-memes, jenkins-memes, mongo-memes, springboot-memes, c#-memes, gcp-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, terraform-memes, nosql-memes, ci/cd-memes, kubernetes-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes, graphql-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] 2020 Company We hope you have a pulse because were about to pay you 100k and teach you everything you need to know Me Yay Im a software engineer 2024 Company You must know SQL Java Kubernetes Docker AWS Terraform Jenkins CICD C ServiceNow NoSQL GraphQL Typescript Spring SpringBoot Selenium Maven JUnit Javascript Jest NodeJS MongoDB Angular HTML CSS TCP IP Linux Virtualization TLS GCP Bash have active security clearance masters degree CS or related field and mi um 10 years of experience. Please provide cover letter academic transcript and 3 professional references. Posted now. Entry level role 22.50hr. 800 applications job expired. made with mematic

Im Jenkins For Halloween
Programming
4 months ago 48.1K views 0 shares
ImJenkinsForHalloween | jenkins-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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In Tere Sting
Backend
4 months ago 43.6K views 0 shares
inTereSting | program-memes, rest-memes, jenkins-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Yay! I wrote a program that never loses at tic-tac-toe! Ok, but why are the "if"s nested more than four times? The user can only move five times in a game In case the user wants to play again Ah THEJENKINSCOMIC

You Got To Try New Stuff
Programming
4 months ago 70.7K views 1 shares
youGotToTryNewStuff | try-memes, data-memes, class-memes, jenkins-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What's the matter, boy? You've hardly touched your meatloaf dataset! If you want to be a 95- accurate classifier like your old man, you've got to try new data! Al NEWS Awww You don't want to end up overfitting like Grandpa, do you? That's a cabbage That's a cabbage That's a cabbage THEJENKINSCOMIC

Dev Ops In Five Days
Python AWS Azure Linux Backend
6 months ago 208.6K views 0 shares
devOpsInFiveDays | code-memes, tech-memes, python-memes, management-memes, server-memes, aws-memes, google-memes, git-memes, version-memes, security-memes, bash-memes, azure-memes, docker-memes, performance-memes, elasticsearch-memes, jenkins-memes, search-memes, monitor-memes, cloud-memes, terraform-memes, puppet-memes, kubernetes-memes, container-memes, devops-memes, prometheus-memes, cs-memes, cse-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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I barely hanging on
Javascript Typescript Linux Frontend Backend
6 months ago 88.0K views 0 shares
I barely hanging on | development-memes, frontend-memes, git-memes, typescript-memes, jenkins-memes, sass-memes, language-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content TYPESCRIPTIAVA SCRIPT JENKINS GIT OTHER STYLING LANGUAGE (SASS) FRAMEWORK HIPSTER ME AS JUNIOR DEV AND BARELY UNDERSTAND FRONTEND DEVELOPMENT ingfip.com