jenkins Memes

That Damned Smile

That Damned Smile
The moment you decide to "just try out" Jenkins CI. Next thing you know, you're knee-deep in YAML files at 3 AM, questioning your life choices while that smug little Jenkins mascot just stands there... smiling . It's always the friendly-looking tools that destroy your weekend. Classic bait and switch. You came for automation, stayed for the dependency hell.

The Current Job Market

theCurrentJobMarket | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, java-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, ux-memes, aws-memes, try-memes, node-memes, nodejs-memes, security-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, mongodb-memes, typescript-memes, bash-memes, docker-memes, selenium-memes, maven-memes, jenkins-memes, mongo-memes, springboot-memes, c#-memes, gcp-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, terraform-memes, nosql-memes, ci/cd-memes, kubernetes-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes, graphql-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] 2020 Company We hope you have a pulse because were about to pay you 100k and teach you everything you need to know Me Yay Im a software engineer 2024 Company You must know SQL Java Kubernetes Docker AWS Terraform Jenkins CICD C ServiceNow NoSQL GraphQL Typescript Spring SpringBoot Selenium Maven JUnit Javascript Jest NodeJS MongoDB Angular HTML CSS TCP IP Linux Virtualization TLS GCP Bash have active security clearance masters degree CS or related field and mi um 10 years of experience. Please provide cover letter academic transcript and 3 professional references. Posted now. Entry level role 22.50hr. 800 applications job expired. made with mematic

Im Jenkins For Halloween

ImJenkinsForHalloween | jenkins-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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In Tere Sting

inTereSting | program-memes, rest-memes, jenkins-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Yay! I wrote a program that never loses at tic-tac-toe! Ok, but why are the "if"s nested more than four times? The user can only move five times in a game In case the user wants to play again Ah THEJENKINSCOMIC

You Got To Try New Stuff

youGotToTryNewStuff | try-memes, data-memes, class-memes, jenkins-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What's the matter, boy? You've hardly touched your meatloaf dataset! If you want to be a 95- accurate classifier like your old man, you've got to try new data! Al NEWS Awww You don't want to end up overfitting like Grandpa, do you? That's a cabbage That's a cabbage That's a cabbage THEJENKINSCOMIC

Dev Ops In Five Days

devOpsInFiveDays | code-memes, tech-memes, python-memes, management-memes, server-memes, aws-memes, google-memes, git-memes, version-memes, security-memes, bash-memes, azure-memes, docker-memes, performance-memes, elasticsearch-memes, jenkins-memes, search-memes, monitor-memes, cloud-memes, terraform-memes, puppet-memes, kubernetes-memes, container-memes, devops-memes, prometheus-memes, cs-memes, cse-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Excited about DevOps? ... See more Created by: Rocky Bhatia in learnwithrockyonatia.com Your Gateway for Tech Learning Roadmap to Master DevOps Understand the DevOps Culture Grasp Core DevOps Principles GIT Version Contre Sustems Kubernetes Container orchestral Docker Containerisation SOBICH Puppet Infrastructurc as Code Jenkins Continuous Integration A Ansible Configuration Management Continuous Delivery Fundamentals Blue-Green Deployments Prometheus Infrastructure Monitoring Elasticsearch Log Management Security and Compliance Basics BashPython Scripting Auromation Terraform Infrastructure Provisionina Performance Tuning and Benchmarking Disaster Recovery Strategies Continuous Deployment Best Practices AWS, Azure, or Google Cloud Platorm cloud Platform! Istio Istio Service Mesh Architectures enta Learning DevOps Culture Revisited Serverless Architectures in DevOps GO 1,189 36 comments 202 reposts

I barely hanging on

I barely hanging on | development-memes, frontend-memes, git-memes, typescript-memes, jenkins-memes, sass-memes, language-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content TYPESCRIPTIAVA SCRIPT JENKINS GIT OTHER STYLING LANGUAGE (SASS) FRAMEWORK HIPSTER ME AS JUNIOR DEV AND BARELY UNDERSTAND FRONTEND DEVELOPMENT ingfip.com

Opportunity Of Alifetime

opportunityOfALifetime | coding-memes, developer-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, java-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, android-memes, maintenance-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, react-memes, git-memes, github-memes, gitlab-memes, version-memes, version control-memes, android studio-memes, ios-memes, swift-memes, xcode-memes, firebase-memes, forms-memes, react native-memes, function-memes, performance-memes, api-memes, flutter-memes, rest-memes, date-memes, kotlin-memes, jenkins-memes, debug-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, edge-memes, cloud-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, devops-memes, startup-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content About Us: We're a stealth startup on the verge of launching an innovative mobile app on iOS, Android and a web applicationplatform. Our app is built on a modern tech stack, and we're looking for a highly-skilled mobile developer to join as a founding team member. This is an opportunity to be part of something big from the ground up. The Role: As the Founding Mobile Developer, you will take ownership of the entire mobile development process, from architecture and coding to deployment and maintenance. You'll work closely with the founders to shape the product and bring it to market. What You'll Do: Design, develop, and maintain the mobile app on both iOS and Android platforms. Collaborate with cross-functional teams to define, design, and ship new features. Ensure the performance, quality, and responsiveness of applications. Identify and fix bugs, and continuously improve the app's performance. Stay up-to-date with new mobile technology trends, frameworks, and tools. Required Skills: iOS Development: Strong experience with Swift and Xcode. Android Development: Expertise in Java and Android Studio. Knowledge of RESTful APIs and integration of third-party libraries and APIs. Experience with version control (Git, GitHub). Familiarity with mobile UIUX standards and design patterns. Ability to debug and optimize app performance for efficiency. Bonus Skills (Nice to Have): Experience with Kotlin for Android or Obiective-C for iOS. Experience with cross-platform frameworks like React Native or Flutter. Knowledge of cloud services (AWS, Firebase, etc.). Understanding of DevOps and continuous integration tools (Jenkins, GitLab CI). What We're Looking For: A proactive, problem-solving mindset and an entrepreneurial spirit. Strong attention to detail and a passion for building seamless user experiences. Ability to work independently and as part of a small team in a fast-paced startup environment. Willingness to wear multiple hats and tackle various challenges as we scale. Compensation: Equity-Based: Compensation is in the form of equity until we launch and begin generating revenue, after which a salary will be provided

Debated Tagging It As Nsfw Because Jenkins Was Mentioned

debatedTaggingItAsNsfwBecauseJenkinsWasMentioned | git-memes, jenkins-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "Jenkins? In 2024?" "Bitbucket? In 2024? me reading these comments with both jenkins and bitbucket

"pull request" by u/TheJenkinsComic (crosspost didn't work)

"pull request" by u/TheJenkinsComic (crosspost didn't work) | jenkins-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content git headquarters Morning, Regibald. I'd like to make a pull request. CEO Sigh Hilarious, sir THE JENKINSCOMIC

Dev Ops Is Love

devOpsIsLove | jenkins-memes, devops-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Remove your hand from the box and die. What's in the box? Jenkins on Kubernetes

I'm more of a nano kinda guy myself

I'm more of a nano kinda guy myself | program-memes, jenkins-memes, jar-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Hi! My name is Jason Mason FRIENDS FAMILY Vin keybindings Ah! Nice to meet you, Jason Say Jarvis, aren't you sick of using your mouse to program? THE JENKINSCOMIC