Trying To Patch A Bug In Production Be Like

Oh look, it's the "we'll fix it in flight" approach to software engineering! This is what happens when your boss says "we can't afford downtime" and suddenly you're patching critical systems while they're running at 30,000 feet. Nothing says "I trust my code" like frantically opening a maintenance hatch on a flying airplane. This is basically every developer who's ever pushed a hotfix to production on Friday at 4:59pm and then spent the weekend praying nothing explodes. The best part? The calm, cloudy backdrop - as if the universe is just waiting for the perfect moment to introduce some turbulence.