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Ah, the classic "checking if a number is even" function written by someone who clearly slept through the modulo operator lesson. Instead of the simple return number % 2 == 0 , this poor soul is writing out every possible case until they presumably die of old age around number 2,147,483,647. This is the programming equivalent of digging a tunnel with a spoon when there's a perfectly good excavator sitting right there. The desperate tweet above the code says it all - there IS an easier way, buddy. There always is.

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Content While you are here.... In UCC, we don't have 404 errors. We have Peter Flynn (2nd from left) errors. Our first webmaster was the first person to ever break a link on the web, when he moved the location of a webpage on UCC's servers (9th website in the world). without telling Tim Berners-Lee. Suffice it to say, such a change resulted in the need to error handle such an occurance, and the 404 was born. Thanks to our own Peter Flynn. Peter retired in August 2018 but his impact on UCC, Ireland and ultimately the world won't be forgotten!

The confidence-to-disaster pipeline in action! Your code struts around like a superhero on localhost—flawless, magnificent, practically ready for a Nobel Prize in Computer Science. Then you deploy to production and suddenly it's an unrecognizable mess with the thousand-yard stare of someone who's seen things no code should ever see. Nothing humbles a developer faster than watching your "perfect" code crumble the moment it leaves the safety of your machine. It's like sending your child to their first day of school only to discover they've forgotten how to speak, walk, and breathe simultaneously.

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