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The ultimate programming paradox exposed! First frame accuses programmers of not being able to write code without stealing someone else's. Then ChatGPT smugly asks "CAN YOU?" only to be met with a devastating realization in the final frame—neither can AI. The irony is chef's kiss perfect. ChatGPT was literally trained on other people's code from GitHub repos, Stack Overflow answers, and documentation. It's like being called out for plagiarism by someone who memorized the entire library. The circle of theft is now complete!

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Content 10 using namespace std; 11 12 const char myarrayl 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 std: :vectorunsigned int existing: 20 21 int getrng(std: :mt19937 eng, unsigned int length) 22 23 std: vectorunsigned int :iterator it; 24 25 unsigned int q; 26 27 28 do 29 30 31 9 std::uniformintdistributionunsigned int(0, length (eng) ; it std::find (existing. begin(), existing.end(), q) ; while (it ! existing.end ()); 32 33 existing.push back(q); 34 35 return g; 36 37 38 int main(int arg, char argv ) 39 40 const unsigned int length 44; 41 42 43 std: :mt19937 eng (12); existing.clear); 44 45 string result; 46 47 for (unsigned int i0;ilength;i) 48 49 50 int t get rng (eng, length); result myarray t); 51 52 53 cout result; 54 55 return 0; 56