Yes I'm A Programmer And No I Can't Fix Your Printer

Developer problems Tech support Programmer life Tech stereotypes Printers Printer hell Family tech guy It misconceptions Not my job

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Yes I'm A Programmer And No I Can't Fix Your Printer

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The eternal struggle of every software engineer on Earth. Tell someone you code for a living and suddenly you're the designated IT support for their ancient HP inkjet that's been spitting errors since 2007. Listen, I can build distributed systems that handle millions of requests, but printer drivers exist in a special hell dimension where programming logic doesn't apply. Printers were clearly invented by demons to make us question our career choices. Next family gathering, I'm telling everyone I'm a professional dog walker.

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