Yes I'm A Programmer And No I Can't Fix Your Printer

Ah, the classic courtroom drama where the programmer is on trial while the user screams into a tiny "Software" microphone! The real crime? That UI design that made perfect sense to the dev but left users completely baffled. The programmer sits there thinking "but I added tooltips!" while the user is ready to testify about the emotional damage caused by that impossible-to-find settings menu. Let's be honest - we've all built interfaces that were perfectly logical... to absolutely no one but ourselves.

TypeScript promises type safety but then gives us the any type - basically a backdoor that lets you smuggle in whatever garbage you want. The cat's horrified expression is every senior dev watching junior devs slap any on everything to make TypeScript errors go away. "TypeScript: JS with syntax for types" *looks inside* "any" - congratulations, you've defeated the entire purpose of using TypeScript in the first place!

Ah yes, the classic inventor's shortsightedness. Charles Babbage built the first mechanical computer but thought it was just a fancy calculator. Meanwhile, Carl Benz over there invented the automobile but probably figured it was just a horseless carriage for rich people. Both completely missed that they were fundamentally changing civilization. It's like inventing time travel and using it exclusively to make sure your coffee never gets cold. The real genius is often the second person who says "wait a minute..."

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