Emergency fix Memes

Posts tagged with Emergency fix

Fixing Friday Release

Fixing Friday Release
When you push to production on Friday at 4:55 PM and then immediately go on a dinner date. Nothing says romance like frantically refreshing your phone for Slack notifications between appetizers. The Russian restaurant sign in the background roughly translates to "emergency rescue service" which is exactly what your team will need by dessert.

I Did The Thing

I Did The Thing
That rare moment of pride when you finally take the plunge and modify production code directly because "it's just a small fix." The formal announcement is necessary because you've spent years hearing "never touch prod" but here you are, living dangerously. Sure, you probably violated six company policies and bypassed three approval workflows, but hey—the customer's happy and nobody died! Let's just hope this doesn't become the first chapter in your upcoming book: "How I Learned to Update My Resume in a Hurry."

Trying To Patch A Bug In Production Be Like

Trying To Patch A Bug In Production Be Like
Oh look, it's the "we'll fix it in flight" approach to software engineering! This is what happens when your boss says "we can't afford downtime" and suddenly you're patching critical systems while they're running at 30,000 feet. Nothing says "I trust my code" like frantically opening a maintenance hatch on a flying airplane. This is basically every developer who's ever pushed a hotfix to production on Friday at 4:59pm and then spent the weekend praying nothing explodes. The best part? The calm, cloudy backdrop - as if the universe is just waiting for the perfect moment to introduce some turbulence.