I Want To Understand The Code In 10 Seconds

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I Want To Understand The Code In 10 Seconds

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Ah, the drive-by code critic! Nothing says "I'm a real developer" like barging into a Twitch stream, spending 8 seconds pretending to understand what's happening, and then dropping the classic "this code is garbage" bomb before vanishing into the night. Zero contribution, maximum judgment - it's the equivalent of walking into a restaurant kitchen, sniffing once, and declaring "Gordon Ramsay would hate this" before sprinting out the door. The confidence-to-competence ratio is truly inspirational.

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