When Your Code Stays Monochrome

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When Your Code Stays Monochrome

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That moment when your IDE doesn't highlight your syntax and you just know something's broken. Modern developers have become so dependent on syntax highlighting that plain text code feels like trying to read ancient hieroglyphics with sunglasses on. The sixth sense of every programmer isn't ESP—it's detecting errors before the compiler even gets a chance. If your code stays black when it should be a rainbow of function names, strings, and keywords, you might as well start debugging before you even hit run.

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