Forget relationships. The true ecstasy in life is when your memory debugging tool confirms zero leaks in your code. That sweet, sweet message "All heap blocks were freed -- no leaks are possible" hits different than any romantic confession ever could. While normies get excited about dinner dates, programmers experience pure bliss from proper memory management. It's the programming equivalent of a clean drug test, except you're actually proud of the achievement.
No Memory Leaks: A Programmer's True Love Story
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