This was left on my desk today.

[text] CEOr T B hack Horrible remporary workaraound 1ts broken It has a few issues obscure Selfdocumenting Thats why its an awesome language Youre thinking in the wrong mindset 1 can read this Perl script I cant read this Perl script Bad structure Complex structure Bug Out of scope Clean solution We need to rewrite it emacs is better than vi vi is better than emacs IMHO Legacy code AXCquit ESCESCAC Suboptimal implementation That cant be done No problem people do this all the time. Its an easy fix. Put that bug in the backlog with low priority These test environments are too brittle ProofofConcept Perfect solution L LI What Progammers Mean Horrible hack that 1 didnt write Horrible hack that 1 wrote There are bugs In your code There are bugs In my code Someone elses code doesnt have comments My code doesnt have comments Its my favorite language and its really easy to do something in it Its my favourite language and its really hard to do something in it I wrote this Perl script 1 didnt write this Perl script Someone elses code is badly organised My code is badly organised The absence of a feature I like The absence of a feature I dont like It works and I understand it It works but I dont understand it Its too peaceful here lets start a flame war Its too peaceful here lets start a flame war You are wrong It works but no one knows how 1 dont know how to quit vi The worst errors ever inflicted on humankind It can be done but its boring and I dont want to do it You might be the most idiotic person Ive ever encountered Lets agree nobody ever mentions it again and ppl who do will be shot Works on my machine. Have you tried restarting it What I wrote How Sales Marketing are promoting it