What I Actually Understood

Naming conventions Code quality Function names Clean code Camelcase Pascalcase Code readability Syntax

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What I Actually Understood

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Someone said to make function names self-explanatory, and buddy took it literally. The irony is palpable as they create a function called "selfExplanatory" with increasingly chaotic casing and naming conventions, then ask "Am I doing it right?" Meanwhile, the only response is just an opening parenthesis - the universal symbol for "I've given up trying to explain this to you." Nothing says "I understand coding best practices" like completely missing the point while technically following instructions.

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