This Is Gonna Escalate For Sure

The brutal reality of zero-indexed arrays strikes again! Dad asks kid to count to ten, but the poor child starts with "1, 2..." instead of the programmer-approved "0, 1, 2...". Next frame: straight to the orphanage! 😱 Every programmer knows arrays start at 0, not 1. It's the hill we die on (or apparently disown children over). The kid committed the cardinal sin of using 1-indexed counting in a 0-indexed household. No wonder dad's debugging tears are flowing - his offspring has a critical logic error!

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The horror! Using exceptions as a data transport mechanism is like using a fire alarm as an intercom. Some backend dev actually built a system where they're intentionally throwing exceptions to pass data between services! That's like deliberately crashing your car to change lanes. Exception handling is meant for exceptional circumstances, not as your primary API. The stack traces alone would make any performance profiler weep. Imagine the logs: "ERROR: Everything's actually fine, we just needed to send some JSON to the payment service." This is the programming equivalent of using a sledgehammer to insert a thumbtack.

Santa's face in that last panel says it all. The kid's asking for the one miracle no amount of Christmas magic can deliver: bug-free code that runs perfectly on the first try. I've been coding for 15 years and still check Stack Overflow when my "Hello World" crashes. Some wishes are just too ambitious for this universe's physics engine.

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Content 3 Building the image using docker run build . --networkhost fixed the issue for me. The error I was getting was caused by Docker not being able to access the Internet, so spoonfeeding it "hey, just use host" seems to have fixed the problem. Share Follow answered Jan 27 at 18:35 walnut salami 2,790 0 1 11 33 3 It's ... kind of surreal googling an error, opening a stackoverflow answer and finding out that both the question and the answer are mine but several months later - walnutsalami May 24 at 9:24