This Is Gonna Escalate For Sure

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6 months ago 162,044 views 1 shares

This Is Gonna Escalate For Sure

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The relativity of bug severity is programming's greatest cosmic joke. 10 bugs in staging? Just a Tuesday. 10 bugs in production? That's a Slack channel on fire, three emergency meetings, and your weekend plans suddenly involving a lot more Red Bull and keyboard smashing than originally anticipated. It's like quantum physics—the same number exists in two states simultaneously: "meh" and "apocalypse," with the observer (your boss) determining which reality collapses into existence.

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