Staging Memes

Posts tagged with Staging

This Is Gonna Escalate For Sure

Debugging Devops Agile Programming Testing

1 day ago 55.4K views 1 shares

This Is Gonna Escalate For Sure

The relativity of bug severity is programming's greatest cosmic joke. 10 bugs in staging? Just a Tuesday. 10 bugs in production? That's a Slack channel on fire, three emergency meetings, and your weekend plans suddenly involving a lot more Red Bull and keyboard smashing than originally anticipated. It's like quantum physics—the same number exists in two states simultaneously: "meh" and "apocalypse," with the observer (your boss) determining which reality collapses into existence.

I Don't Always Test My Code

Testing Devops Git Programming Debugging

9 days ago 78.6K views 0 shares

I Don't Always Test My Code

The classic "test in production" approach - because who needs staging environments when you've got paying customers as your QA team? Nothing quite matches that adrenaline rush of pushing untested code straight to prod and then watching the Slack channel explode while frantically typing "git revert" with one hand and reaching for coffee with the other. It's like skydiving, except the parachute is made of Stack Overflow answers and desperate prayers.