Staging Memes

Posts tagged with Staging

The Intern Is Not Gonna Make It Bro
Git AI Security Devops Programming
1 day ago 96.9K views 0 shares
The Intern Is Not Gonna Make It Bro
When you accidentally push to production instead of staging... 😬 Someone's first day on the job just became their last! Nothing says "I'm fired" quite like leaking government AI plans on GitHub because you confused your repositories. Pro tip: Maybe don't store national secrets with the same tool you use for your personal "learning-to-code" projects. That resume is about to have an interesting gap year.

This Is Gonna Escalate For Sure
Debugging Devops Agile Programming Testing
22 days ago 85.4K views 1 shares
This Is Gonna Escalate For Sure
The relativity of bug severity is programming's greatest cosmic joke. 10 bugs in staging? Just a Tuesday. 10 bugs in production? That's a Slack channel on fire, three emergency meetings, and your weekend plans suddenly involving a lot more Red Bull and keyboard smashing than originally anticipated. It's like quantum physics—the same number exists in two states simultaneously: "meh" and "apocalypse," with the observer (your boss) determining which reality collapses into existence.

I Don't Always Test My Code
Testing Devops Git Programming Debugging
1 month ago 95.7K views 0 shares
I Don't Always Test My Code
The classic "test in production" approach - because who needs staging environments when you've got paying customers as your QA team? Nothing quite matches that adrenaline rush of pushing untested code straight to prod and then watching the Slack channel explode while frantically typing "git revert" with one hand and reaching for coffee with the other. It's like skydiving, except the parachute is made of Stack Overflow answers and desperate prayers.