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Content Tries to hire experienced dev for 5 an hour Gets shit quality dev Why Indian dev bad

When you're showing off your 3D modeling skills to non-technical friends and they can't tell the difference between a basic capsule primitive and your meticulously crafted character with proper topology, UV mapping, and rigging. That moment when you've spent 8 hours tweaking vertices and they're like "cool bean shape with eyes."

Content Legacy software your client insisted on using the only file format it supports Massive converter sucking up 80 of project resources

Just like my code, I present a clean interface to the world while hiding the absolute chaos underneath. My organs might claim to be "functional" adults, but peek inside and you'll find a jumbled mess of objects with no documentation and questionable inheritance patterns. The cat's face is basically my expression when someone asks if my codebase follows SOLID principles.

Content -DON'T WORRY, IT'S SUPER INTUITIVE. THE USER WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO. -USER:

The eternal zombie apocalypse of PHP development in one perfect timeline! From 1995's "PHP is dead, use ColdFusion!" to 2002's ASP.NET hype train, through Ruby on Rails and Django eras, all the way to 2018's NextJS revolution... yet somehow PHP keeps shambling along despite three decades of obituaries. It's the cockroach of programming languages—surviving nuclear winters, framework fads, and endless "X is the PHP killer" declarations. By 2025, we'll all be attending its 30th birthday party while secretly writing The real joke? Half the internet still runs on it. Complicated love indeed.