The Refactoring Trap

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The Refactoring Trap

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The four horsemen of software development: happiness, ambition, regret, and rage. That magical moment when your functioning code suddenly reveals its true form - a dumpster fire with 258 hidden bugs. Nothing says "I'm a professional" like discovering your working code was just bugs holding hands in a trench coat. The real reason we drink coffee isn't for energy - it's to suppress the screams.

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