The Glamorous Evolution Of A Programmer

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The Glamorous Evolution Of A Programmer

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Oh honey, the AUDACITY of this meme! 💀 The left is all of us entering the coding world with dreams of becoming tech billionaires, creating the next Facebook from our bedrooms while sipping fancy lattes. The right? That's reality hitting harder than a production bug at 4:59 PM on Friday! Five years of staring at a screen, debugging other people's nightmarish code, and having existential crises over missing semicolons will transform ANYONE from perky optimist to dead-eyed zombie. The only relationship that lasted those five years was the one with your IDE—and even THAT keeps threatening to leave you for someone who actually reads documentation!

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